AND TODAY WE REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM WINNING AT MY OWN LIFE GAME OKAY THANK YOU GOODBYE
Things you shouldn’t do when drinking with your coworkers:
-show all your piercings
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
I just choked on my second breakfast
I don’t think he knows about second breakfast…What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
*throws apple at your face*